There was a concern about monkeys threatening Joe Biden when he visited India. Statistically speaking most violent assaults occur between relatives.
A company invented a vibrating bicycle seat called "Happy Ride." Women having orgasms while riding in traffic will certainly be sexhausted by the time they come to their destination.
M Harris Perry of MSNBC wore tampon earrings on the air. What Ms. Perry really needs are tampon lip earrings to stop the disgusting discharge coming out of her mouth.
Bankrupt Detroit is building a new 444 million dollar hockey rink. That's why their finances are on thin ice, pucking idiots.
Detroit City Council passed a resolution requesting federal civil rights charges against George Zimmerman. I guess we can add morally bankrupt to Detroit's list of shortcomings.
The City of Detroit was listed on an E-Bay auction for $7.50. Hopefully there is free shipping, and the winning bidder is in China.
A U Penn University professor called the American God a white racist. She is just angry over that commandment "Thy shalt not kill whitey."
Anthony Weiner is facing new allegations of sexting. I don't understand how a state with tough gun control laws let's him go around half cocked anyway.
California has a 68 million dollar water treatment center that can turn raw sewage into tap water. What I find more amazing is how Maxine Waters can turn into raw sewage.
The army is switching to a "green bullet." I'm pretty sure enemy combatants are not worried about global warming when their flesh is burning from machine gun fire are they?
Homeland Security will establish it's new headquarters in a former mental institution. No wonder Janet Napolitano resigned, it would bring back bad memories.
Colorado's new gun control laws are so tough you can't even turn in an illegal gun if you want to because the police say the paperwork is too hard to navigate. Reminds me of the idiots in N.Y. (Andrew Cuomo) who passed strict gun control and forgot to exclude police. These misfits are not fit to write their resignations let alone laws.
MSNBC: A baby in the womb is not life, but depends on the "feelings" of the parents, not science. Now I fully comprehend why they suffer from a ratings decline, and their slogan "Lean Forward" means into the toilet.
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Sunday, July 28, 2013
Sunday, July 21, 2013
Week of July 16th, 2013
A new facial treatment from Japan uses live snails to secrete mucous your face. Their competitor opened a shell-less terrestrial gastropod mollusk facial center, and their slogan is why be snailed when you can be slugged instead?
The city of Detroit is for all intents and purposes bankrupt. They are requesting a bailout, but giving them one would be like trying to bail out the Titanic.
The Dodd-Frank regulations could fill 28 copies of the 1,400 page novel "War and Peace" by Leo Tolstoy. Dodd-Frank addressed to big to fail by being to big to read.
Democrat Rep. Frederica Wilson said black men are arrested for "eating while black..." The only time she could possibly be correct is if they are African American cannibals.
A superstitious man committed suicide after a bird sat on his head. I can just imagine what terrible luck he would have had if a black cat crossed his path.
Chris Matthews apologized on behalf of all white people for the George Zimmerman verdict. I apologize on behalf of all white people for the idiocy of Chris "restless legs syndrome" Matthews.
Martin Bashir said "I.R.S. is new way for Republicans to say nigger." As usual he is wrong. Niggardly is new way for Republicans to say I.R.S. which means to be grudgingly mean about spending or granting conservative groups non profit status.
In response to new abortion restrictions Nancy Pelosi said G.O.P. "needs lesson on birds and bees." Maybe it's the pro choice crowd who needs a a lesson on the birds and the bees since they obviously don't understand the consequences of having sex.
While the President claimed you will not have to change your plan or doctor with Obamacare the H.H.S. just said you may be able to keep your doctor. The President clarified his position by saying you will be able to keep your doctor, but only if you're his caddy.
Barack Obama tweeted "Trayvon Martin could have been me 35 years ago." but only if Trayvon was half white, and shot by a white Hispanic Hawaiian neighborhood watch captain.
Michael Moore filed for divorce. Rumors are the overweight directors wife was flubbergasted.
Dzhokar Tsarnaev graced the cover of Rolling Stone magazine like a rock legend. Most Americans don't want to look into the mind of the Boston Bomber unless it's at his autopsy. That's why a Rolling Stone gathers no subscribers.
The city of Detroit is for all intents and purposes bankrupt. They are requesting a bailout, but giving them one would be like trying to bail out the Titanic.
The Dodd-Frank regulations could fill 28 copies of the 1,400 page novel "War and Peace" by Leo Tolstoy. Dodd-Frank addressed to big to fail by being to big to read.
Democrat Rep. Frederica Wilson said black men are arrested for "eating while black..." The only time she could possibly be correct is if they are African American cannibals.
A superstitious man committed suicide after a bird sat on his head. I can just imagine what terrible luck he would have had if a black cat crossed his path.
Chris Matthews apologized on behalf of all white people for the George Zimmerman verdict. I apologize on behalf of all white people for the idiocy of Chris "restless legs syndrome" Matthews.
Martin Bashir said "I.R.S. is new way for Republicans to say nigger." As usual he is wrong. Niggardly is new way for Republicans to say I.R.S. which means to be grudgingly mean about spending or granting conservative groups non profit status.
In response to new abortion restrictions Nancy Pelosi said G.O.P. "needs lesson on birds and bees." Maybe it's the pro choice crowd who needs a a lesson on the birds and the bees since they obviously don't understand the consequences of having sex.
While the President claimed you will not have to change your plan or doctor with Obamacare the H.H.S. just said you may be able to keep your doctor. The President clarified his position by saying you will be able to keep your doctor, but only if you're his caddy.
Barack Obama tweeted "Trayvon Martin could have been me 35 years ago." but only if Trayvon was half white, and shot by a white Hispanic Hawaiian neighborhood watch captain.
Michael Moore filed for divorce. Rumors are the overweight directors wife was flubbergasted.
Dzhokar Tsarnaev graced the cover of Rolling Stone magazine like a rock legend. Most Americans don't want to look into the mind of the Boston Bomber unless it's at his autopsy. That's why a Rolling Stone gathers no subscribers.
Sunday, June 16, 2013
The week of June 10, 2013
Chris Matthews said concerning the I.R.S. scandal "It's just a couple of people, or one guy even, trying to find a way to get his job done quicker..." Only Chris could believe that delaying an organizations tax exempt status for years is a way to get a job done quicker. The I.R.S. and those guys who repair the potholes have a lot in common.
The White House defended the up to 100 million dollar cost for the First Families trip to Africa as "great bang for our buck." I guess that saying the buck stops here means 100 million of them.
Venezuela is considering a ban on bottle feeding babies. No wonder their babies are colicky they should be fed milk instead of bottles.
It's been reported Pakistan hates gays, but loves female sex and man on man sex internet searches. They left out bestiality, but it explains the saying "hump on a camel" as not a physical observation but the owners intention.
San Francisco builds taxpayer funded foot baths,and prayer space for Muslim cabbies. Normally the Californians are concerned with separation of church and state, but when it comes to Muslims they are more concerned with separation of head and torso.
Detroit is defaulting on 2.5 billion dollars of debt and is asking creditors to take 10 cents on the dollar. I wouldn't have believed it, but there actually is an investment that's worse than green energy.
Ed Markey said concerning the deficit: "It's really not math, it's just arithmetic". I disagree. It's really about relationships and is reflected in the formula " a politician and our money are soon parted."
The White House defended the up to 100 million dollar cost for the First Families trip to Africa as "great bang for our buck." I guess that saying the buck stops here means 100 million of them.
Venezuela is considering a ban on bottle feeding babies. No wonder their babies are colicky they should be fed milk instead of bottles.
It's been reported Pakistan hates gays, but loves female sex and man on man sex internet searches. They left out bestiality, but it explains the saying "hump on a camel" as not a physical observation but the owners intention.
San Francisco builds taxpayer funded foot baths,and prayer space for Muslim cabbies. Normally the Californians are concerned with separation of church and state, but when it comes to Muslims they are more concerned with separation of head and torso.
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