There was a concern about monkeys threatening Joe Biden when he visited India. Statistically speaking most violent assaults occur between relatives.
A company invented a vibrating bicycle seat called "Happy Ride." Women having orgasms while riding in traffic will certainly be sexhausted by the time they come to their destination.
M Harris Perry of MSNBC wore tampon earrings on the air. What Ms. Perry really needs are tampon lip earrings to stop the disgusting discharge coming out of her mouth.
Bankrupt Detroit is building a new 444 million dollar hockey rink. That's why their finances are on thin ice, pucking idiots.
Detroit City Council passed a resolution requesting federal civil rights charges against George Zimmerman. I guess we can add morally bankrupt to Detroit's list of shortcomings.
The City of Detroit was listed on an E-Bay auction for $7.50. Hopefully there is free shipping, and the winning bidder is in China.
A U Penn University professor called the American God a white racist. She is just angry over that commandment "Thy shalt not kill whitey."
Anthony Weiner is facing new allegations of sexting. I don't understand how a state with tough gun control laws let's him go around half cocked anyway.
California has a 68 million dollar water treatment center that can turn raw sewage into tap water. What I find more amazing is how Maxine Waters can turn into raw sewage.
The army is switching to a "green bullet." I'm pretty sure enemy combatants are not worried about global warming when their flesh is burning from machine gun fire are they?
Homeland Security will establish it's new headquarters in a former mental institution. No wonder Janet Napolitano resigned, it would bring back bad memories.
Colorado's new gun control laws are so tough you can't even turn in an illegal gun if you want to because the police say the paperwork is too hard to navigate. Reminds me of the idiots in N.Y. (Andrew Cuomo) who passed strict gun control and forgot to exclude police. These misfits are not fit to write their resignations let alone laws.
MSNBC: A baby in the womb is not life, but depends on the "feelings" of the parents, not science. Now I fully comprehend why they suffer from a ratings decline, and their slogan "Lean Forward" means into the toilet.
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