There was a concern about monkeys threatening Joe Biden when he visited India. Statistically speaking most violent assaults occur between relatives.
A company invented a vibrating bicycle seat called "Happy Ride." Women having orgasms while riding in traffic will certainly be sexhausted by the time they come to their destination.
M Harris Perry of MSNBC wore tampon earrings on the air. What Ms. Perry really needs are tampon lip earrings to stop the disgusting discharge coming out of her mouth.
Bankrupt Detroit is building a new 444 million dollar hockey rink. That's why their finances are on thin ice, pucking idiots.
Detroit City Council passed a resolution requesting federal civil rights charges against George Zimmerman. I guess we can add morally bankrupt to Detroit's list of shortcomings.
The City of Detroit was listed on an E-Bay auction for $7.50. Hopefully there is free shipping, and the winning bidder is in China.
A U Penn University professor called the American God a white racist. She is just angry over that commandment "Thy shalt not kill whitey."
Anthony Weiner is facing new allegations of sexting. I don't understand how a state with tough gun control laws let's him go around half cocked anyway.
California has a 68 million dollar water treatment center that can turn raw sewage into tap water. What I find more amazing is how Maxine Waters can turn into raw sewage.
The army is switching to a "green bullet." I'm pretty sure enemy combatants are not worried about global warming when their flesh is burning from machine gun fire are they?
Homeland Security will establish it's new headquarters in a former mental institution. No wonder Janet Napolitano resigned, it would bring back bad memories.
Colorado's new gun control laws are so tough you can't even turn in an illegal gun if you want to because the police say the paperwork is too hard to navigate. Reminds me of the idiots in N.Y. (Andrew Cuomo) who passed strict gun control and forgot to exclude police. These misfits are not fit to write their resignations let alone laws.
MSNBC: A baby in the womb is not life, but depends on the "feelings" of the parents, not science. Now I fully comprehend why they suffer from a ratings decline, and their slogan "Lean Forward" means into the toilet.
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Senator Dick Durbin said concerning bloggers "are these people journalists and entitled to constitutional protection?" All men are guaranteed the right to free speech under the constitution. Perhaps the intellectually challenged Senator Dirtbin has confused bloggers with boogers.
At the "Touchdown Fever" arcade game in N. J. President Obama went 0 for 5 tossing a touchdown while Chris Cristie scored on the very first try. The President then attempted to blame his failure on a video, but Cristie reminded him it wasn't a video arcade.
A farmer was acquitted of producing milk without a license. The cow however will be sentenced to lethal ingestion.
The Hub network has created a transgender super hero named SheZow. I'm not really sure what kind of crime he/she could save you from. Mismatched window treatments, wardrobe malfunctions, and etiquette faux pas aren't all that menacing, unless you're Martha Stewart.
Anthony Weiner is winning the New York City mayoral race. Because of his superb acting ability he may become the city's first Oscar Mayor Weiner.
A baby boy was flushed down the toilet in China. Apparently Planned Parenthood had Kermit Gosnell set up an office in Asia, and their motto is "away go troubles down the drain."
A Massachusetts audit found dead welfare recipients collecting millions of dollars. I guess the dead need some incentive to get out and vote.
A Saudi Islamist calls for sexually molesting women who enter the work force. I was wondering if it's Radical I-slam him in the nuggets.
A six year old boy in kindergarten received detention for bringing a plastic Lego G.I. Joe gun to school. No toys were hurt in the incident, but the adults should be subjected to a plastic pistol whipping.
College students signed a thank you card and sent it to the I.R.S. for targeting conservatives. No wonder grads can't get a job, not many positions require a Masters in Hypocrisy.
Michael Eric Dyson of MSNBC declared Eric Holder to be the Moses of our time. If I remember correctly Moses turned a staff into a snake while Holders staff are just a bunch of snakes. That's our weekly roundup of top headlines.
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At the "Touchdown Fever" arcade game in N. J. President Obama went 0 for 5 tossing a touchdown while Chris Cristie scored on the very first try. The President then attempted to blame his failure on a video, but Cristie reminded him it wasn't a video arcade.
A farmer was acquitted of producing milk without a license. The cow however will be sentenced to lethal ingestion.
The Hub network has created a transgender super hero named SheZow. I'm not really sure what kind of crime he/she could save you from. Mismatched window treatments, wardrobe malfunctions, and etiquette faux pas aren't all that menacing, unless you're Martha Stewart.
Anthony Weiner is winning the New York City mayoral race. Because of his superb acting ability he may become the city's first Oscar Mayor Weiner.
A baby boy was flushed down the toilet in China. Apparently Planned Parenthood had Kermit Gosnell set up an office in Asia, and their motto is "away go troubles down the drain."
A Massachusetts audit found dead welfare recipients collecting millions of dollars. I guess the dead need some incentive to get out and vote.
A Saudi Islamist calls for sexually molesting women who enter the work force. I was wondering if it's Radical I-slam him in the nuggets.
A six year old boy in kindergarten received detention for bringing a plastic Lego G.I. Joe gun to school. No toys were hurt in the incident, but the adults should be subjected to a plastic pistol whipping.
College students signed a thank you card and sent it to the I.R.S. for targeting conservatives. No wonder grads can't get a job, not many positions require a Masters in Hypocrisy.
Michael Eric Dyson of MSNBC declared Eric Holder to be the Moses of our time. If I remember correctly Moses turned a staff into a snake while Holders staff are just a bunch of snakes. That's our weekly roundup of top headlines.
Non Braking News: News that won't slow you down
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