Senator Dick Durbin said concerning bloggers "are these people journalists and entitled to constitutional protection?" All men are guaranteed the right to free speech under the constitution. Perhaps the intellectually challenged Senator Dirtbin has confused bloggers with boogers.
At the "Touchdown Fever" arcade game in N. J. President Obama went 0 for 5 tossing a touchdown while Chris Cristie scored on the very first try. The President then attempted to blame his failure on a video, but Cristie reminded him it wasn't a video arcade.
A farmer was acquitted of producing milk without a license. The cow however will be sentenced to lethal ingestion.
The Hub network has created a transgender super hero named SheZow. I'm not really sure what kind of crime he/she could save you from. Mismatched window treatments, wardrobe malfunctions, and etiquette faux pas aren't all that menacing, unless you're Martha Stewart.
Anthony Weiner is winning the New York City mayoral race. Because of his superb acting ability he may become the city's first Oscar Mayor Weiner.
A baby boy was flushed down the toilet in China. Apparently Planned Parenthood had Kermit Gosnell set up an office in Asia, and their motto is "away go troubles down the drain."
A Massachusetts audit found dead welfare recipients collecting millions of dollars. I guess the dead need some incentive to get out and vote.
A Saudi Islamist calls for sexually molesting women who enter the work force. I was wondering if it's Radical I-slam him in the nuggets.
A six year old boy in kindergarten received detention for bringing a plastic Lego G.I. Joe gun to school. No toys were hurt in the incident, but the adults should be subjected to a plastic pistol whipping.
College students signed a thank you card and sent it to the I.R.S. for targeting conservatives. No wonder grads can't get a job, not many positions require a Masters in Hypocrisy.
Michael Eric Dyson of MSNBC declared Eric Holder to be the Moses of our time. If I remember correctly Moses turned a staff into a snake while Holders staff are just a bunch of snakes. That's our weekly roundup of top headlines.
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In a commencement address at Morehouse College President Obama brought up Jim Crow laws, and racism in the 40's and 50's. Apparently the President is trying to earn enough miles on his race card for that free trip to Mars. What's in your wallet?
The RNC chief said Obama is creating an "atmosphere of guerrilla warfare." Well that's what happens when you monkey around with our civil liberties.
Vermont Governor Peter Shumlin signed a "death with dignity" measure. Euthanasia is performed by giving the patient a lethal injection, and is about as dignified as killing a criminal on death row minus that special last meal.
Democrat Senator Sheldon Whitehouse blamed deadly tornadoes on Republicans for not believing in global warming just as Oklahoma was being devastated by one. Politicizing a disaster is disgusting, and the last time a person acted so wicked during a tornado a house fell on them.
Solar panels in Webster Grove High School's science wing caught fire. The good news is that they saved enough on their electricity bill to fix their creosote covered chimney.
Liberals and conservatives are both calling for Attorney General Eric Holder to be axed. It's nice to have bi-partisan support for him to be axed, but I'm sure a machete will do.
President Obama will start the transfer of Gitmo detainees, and lifted the restriction on sending them to Yemen. Sending people to Yemen is worse than waterboarding, at least they sent the Uighurs to Bermuda where they traded their suicide vest for a life vest.
Islamists slaughtered an English soldier by beheading him on a public street. We can only thank God they weren't radical Christians as they might have given him a paper cut from a Jesus LovesYou tract.
New York legislators are busy drafting legislation about where bowling shoes can be worn. With all the corruption and problems facing the big apple it's time we knocked our pinhead representatives into the gutter.
Cockroaches have evolved to avoid poison in just 5 years. That's nothing compared to the Obama administration which has evolved to avoid prison in just five years.
Sweden has experienced 5 nights of riots by Muslim immigrants. Since Sweden has a reputation for welcoming immigrants, treating them well, and even providing housing perhaps they are suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.
The Boy Scouts will now accept gay members. Maybe they should change their name from the Boy Scouts to Scouting for Boys.
That's our weekly roundup of top headlines.
Non Braking News: News that won't slow you down
The RNC chief said Obama is creating an "atmosphere of guerrilla warfare." Well that's what happens when you monkey around with our civil liberties.
Vermont Governor Peter Shumlin signed a "death with dignity" measure. Euthanasia is performed by giving the patient a lethal injection, and is about as dignified as killing a criminal on death row minus that special last meal.
Democrat Senator Sheldon Whitehouse blamed deadly tornadoes on Republicans for not believing in global warming just as Oklahoma was being devastated by one. Politicizing a disaster is disgusting, and the last time a person acted so wicked during a tornado a house fell on them.
Solar panels in Webster Grove High School's science wing caught fire. The good news is that they saved enough on their electricity bill to fix their creosote covered chimney.
Liberals and conservatives are both calling for Attorney General Eric Holder to be axed. It's nice to have bi-partisan support for him to be axed, but I'm sure a machete will do.
President Obama will start the transfer of Gitmo detainees, and lifted the restriction on sending them to Yemen. Sending people to Yemen is worse than waterboarding, at least they sent the Uighurs to Bermuda where they traded their suicide vest for a life vest.
Islamists slaughtered an English soldier by beheading him on a public street. We can only thank God they weren't radical Christians as they might have given him a paper cut from a Jesus LovesYou tract.
New York legislators are busy drafting legislation about where bowling shoes can be worn. With all the corruption and problems facing the big apple it's time we knocked our pinhead representatives into the gutter.
Cockroaches have evolved to avoid poison in just 5 years. That's nothing compared to the Obama administration which has evolved to avoid prison in just five years.
Sweden has experienced 5 nights of riots by Muslim immigrants. Since Sweden has a reputation for welcoming immigrants, treating them well, and even providing housing perhaps they are suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.
The Boy Scouts will now accept gay members. Maybe they should change their name from the Boy Scouts to Scouting for Boys.
That's our weekly roundup of top headlines.
Non Braking News: News that won't slow you down
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