The week of June 3rd, 2013

On June 5 the Guardian newspaper of Britain broke the story of how the FBI and NSA were snooping on Americans cell phone calls. That's because the President didn't allow the U.S. newspapers to fetch the story, and told them to roll over on it. That's why they are referred to as lapdog media.

Taiwan's imprisoned ex-president attempted to kill himself using a towel. So that's where they got that expression throwing in the towel.

Obama called for an end to mental illness stigma. Later Joe Biden made a crack about his brain operation to repair a leak, and that's why he had hair plugs installed.

The Chinese city of Wuhan will start issuing fines to unwed mothers. We do the same thing in America except the fines are sent to taxpayers.
  
The Brazilian government ran "happy prostitute ads" to promote legalized prostitution. It makes sense since no one wants a miserable sex partner, that's what marriage is for.

Chris "Tingles" Matthews claimed concerning Obama "He’s never doing anything wrong in his life legally ethically, whatever." Love is blind, but in Chris Matthews case it is also deaf, dumb, and causes restless legs syndrome.

The President was at a loss for words when his staff forgot to give him his speech. The President usually uses a teleprompter, but it was mistakenly hacked by the N.S.A. and then they were forced to destroy the information.

Miss World Pageant dropped the bikini competition to avoid offending Muslims. Had the contestants just dropped their bikinis I'm sure the fans would have been less offended.