Week of May 26, 2014

Toure of MSNBC made a comment that a Holocaust victim survived and succeeded was due to "white privilege." It's a shame Toure had the privilege of attending Emory University instead of Auschwitz, he might actually have learned something.

The Huffington Post supports paid menstrual leave. I personally believe the fairness doctrine dictates that men with bloody hemorrhoids should also get paid leave.

Florida Democrat Joe Garcia said "We've proved that Communism works." That's why so many Floridians are risking life and limb to swim to Cuba.

Reddit has a story of a man with two penises. Being born with both right and left hands finally makes sense to me.

Paul Ehrlich claims Global Warming will cause cannibalism. I guess Jeffrey Dahmer was ahead of his time.

Mark Cuban said he would cross the street if he saw "a black kid in hoodie." Of course he was called a racist, but some knockout victims would have been better off had they taken his advice.

An article in PJ media claims Gitmo terrorists get better health care than veterans. That's why I plan on replacing my GHI-HMO with the Gitmo health plan. No deductibles, no wait time, and you get a free prayer rug for signing up.

The V.A. spent 500 million dollars on furniture. Well they should make the waiting room comfortable after all it's an eight month wait.

Slate supports HR40 a study concerning reparations. I believe Elizabeth Warren should be paid .00001% in reparations since she once had an Indian rope burn.

E. Warren a bonafide member of the Shinecock and Bull  tribe.

May 26 is Memorial Day so let's not forget the sacrifice our service men and women have made. Demand Congress fix the V.A. health care system immediately!