Hillary Clinton's State Department didn't consider Boko Haram a terrorist group. Perhaps she confused them with the group Procol Harum who wrote the song a "A whiter shade of pale."
An opthalmologist claims Hillary Clinton wore special glasses because her head trauma resulted in double vision. So that's why she didn't increase security at the consulate in Benghazi. She thought they had twice as many personnel!
Ca. Democrats vetoed a bill to ban sex selection abortions. This means Democrats think "binders full of women" is offensive, but a landfill of female fetuses is women's reproductive health. Dr. Mengele Ob-Gyn
Bad news that only 17% of D.C. pupils are proficient in reading. The good news is that the remaining 83% are eligible to hold office since Congress doesn't read or understand the bills they vote on anyway.
Michael Sam the openly gay football player kissed his male lover after being drafted in the NFL. Since the players slap each other on the ass it was about time they sealed it with a kiss.
The Dept. of Agriculture ordered submachine guns with 30 round magazines. If you wanted to protect crops I think a scarecrow would be more appropriate.
The Dept. of Agriculture also ordered body armor. Perhaps genetically modified plants have mutated the Boll Weevil into a giant carnivore.
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| Former USDA agent. |
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