Las Vegas is offering illegal immigrants drivers licenses, but 75% fail the written test. As far as illiterate drivers go I hope "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas."
Colorado has legalized marijuana. Someone was forward thinking when they nicknamed Denver "the mile high" city.
Chris Hayes of MSNBC said paying people not to work encourages them to "get back to work." Then how come parents don't pay their child to mow the lawn before it's been cut?
Global Warming caused a massive wall of ice that destroyed houses in Winnipeg, Canada. People are asking Al Gorebechov to "tear down this (ice) wall."
Sheila Jackson Lee said to change the word welfare to transitional living fund. Transitional means you would have to get off at some point, but this gravy train doesn't stop till the cliff.
Anderson Cooper of CNN asked "what happens when one urinates outside in the frigid air of the polar vortex?" I'm no fortune teller, but I imagine crystal balls are the result.
The Democratic Party claims that Global Warming turns women into prostitutes. They might be correct because it turned Al Gore into one filthy whore.
Chris Christie claims he had no knowledge or participation in the George Washington Bridgegate scandal. Some people believe his political career is over, but politicians who know nothing and see nothing can be elected President for two terms.
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