A S.W.A.T. team killed a 107 year old Arkansas man. Even though the man tried to escape by running he was still a stationary target.
Top scientists warn of global cooling. Apparently global warming causes global cooling, and other cerebro-rectal maladies. That's why Al Gore is a shithead.
Atlantic City's casinos profits are down 54%. New Jersey may be "stronger than the storm," but their casinos revenue stream is about as strong as the urine stream of a midget with prostate trouble.
A Japanese professor is pushing for the game of "hide and seek" to be an event in the Olympics. The gold medal will probably be awarded at the local Gymboree.
The White House admits it has no allies for an attack on Syria. Apparently the retards residing in Washington forgot that Al Qaeda supports them.
There was outrage over an outhouse that had a sign claiming it was Obama's Presidential Library. I was wondering if they use the doody decimal system.
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| Instead of a librarian it has a turdetarian. |
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