A man was placed in the same jail cell as the man who attempted to murder him. If at first you don't succeed you may be tried for murder at a later date.
Allison Benedickt of Slate said "If you send your kid to private school, you are a bad person." I knew politicians were scumbags, and thanks to Allison I now know why.
A new poll claims 44% of the people are not sure Obamacare is a law. That's okay since Obama isn't even sure if it's a mandate or a tax.
Iowa Democrats prayed, and thanked God for abortion rights. If I remember correctly God said "be fruitful and multiply, not be fruitless and subtract. Maybe they understand being fruitful as being gay.
Egypt arrested a duck for spying because it had a tracking bracelet. The duck said "you'd never catch that wabbit doing something this heroic." He will be sentenced to lethal ingestion.
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