Islamic terrorists tortured, beheaded, raped, and mutilated their victims before killing them at a Kenyan mall. Attention shoppers: We have little lost savages at the information counter.
Andrea Mitchell said "no reason for the debt ceiling" and "it's a really dumb idea." Apparently Andrea's favorite movie is "Blazing Saddles." "Budgets, we don't need no stinking budgets."
Stimulus funds paid for trees in upscale neighborhoods. The hope is that when the tree limbs falling on exotic cars it will stimulate the economy.
Minnesota officials figured out that by reducing the size of trash cans you reduce the amount of garbage. They forgot that garbage will be overflowing out of those little cans like the stupid overflows out of their little brains.
Eric Holder said "I don't think Al Shabab could pull off a terrorist attack in America". I agree with Holder, at least at the part where he said "I don't think."
Pittsburgh installed new traffic barriers that look like penises. Well at least it will stop the lesbians dead in their tracks.
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