State Dept. Jen Psaki said pulling people from Yemen isn't an evacuation, it's a "reduction in staffing." Is that why after the Fukushima meltdown Japan started holding nuclear reduction in staffing drills?
On the Tonight Show President Obama erred when he said we need to deepen our ports along the Gulf (of Mexico) like Charleston, Savannah, and Jacksonville. Perhaps he meant golf ports since that's all he does when he's there.
He also talked about the Olympics to be held in Russia, and mentioned track, swimming pool, and balance beam events. I'm not really sure they hold the swimming competition at the winter Olympics, but I guess it makes it easier to use freeze frame photography.
Male skinny dipping swimmers were warned about testicle biting fish in Scandinavia. Since humans eat fish nuggets it's only fair that fish eat human nuggets.
Huffpoop had an article that said Christianity has "Jihad" just like Islam. Yeah I really hate it when Wahabbi's knock on my door, and give me free Korans.
Mike Bloomberg said "The new Common Core curriculum will empower students to achieve at higher levels in the years ahead," but students dropped 30 points in math, and 21 points in English. It's apparent that the same politician who lowered your salt and soft drink intake also lowered 20 I.Q. points off your kids intelligence.
A Florida abortion clinic offered coupons to get 50 dollars off an abortion. Like Kermit Gosnell says you clip a coupon, I clip a spine.
A rodeo employee wore an Obama mask, and Claire McCaskill called it shameful. Well maybe an Obama masked rodeo clown is the only way to stop the bull.
Some liberal magazines will not call the Washington football team "Redskins" because they feel it denigrates Native Americans. Well how about we call them the Washington Foreskins? Instead of a kickoff we have a tipoff, penalties are 10 millimeters, and you don't get cut from the roster you get circumcised.
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