Michelle Obama visited Ireland and said "it's good to be home." So having an ass like a sack of potatoes makes you Irish, who knew?
Rep. Louise Slaughter said Republicans think rape "is really not so bad." Only when it concerns Democrats like Rod Blagoyevich and Jesse Jackson Jr. who raped the taxpayers. Turnabout is fair play.
Samoa airlines introduced a new XL class for extra large people that charges passengers by their weight. It's about time someone charged for overweight bags just like they do the luggage.
Bill Ayers said: Obama should be tried for war crimes. That's like the pot calling the kettle black, or is it the kettle calling the pothead black?
Rep. Jim McDermott complained to the F.B.I. that their ad of the most wanted terrorists is racist and offensive because they are all Muslims. I'm thinking Jim's head needs a vacation from his body courtesy of the Taliban Tourist agency.
Salon.com lists Boston Bomber Tamerlan Tsarnaev as a victim of gun violence. Well they're correct only if you consider the fact that his brother Dzohkar gunned the engine and ran a car over his head.
U.S. taxpayers are paying for illegal immigrants to go to medical school. I have nothing against foreign doctors, but it reminds me of the time my Indian doctor asked me if I ever had the shingles, and I said no I'm married.
The Federal Government is considering a deal with Rap Genius to help engage citizens. Bout time dose niggas in gubmint busta ryhme.
In related news the Food Network refused to renew Paula Deen's contract after it was found she used racial slurs including the n word in the past. I expect there will also be a lot of unemployed actors from the B.E.T. (Black Entertainment Network) shortly.
The Pew Research Center said that "incompetent" and "liar" are among the words most frequently used to describe the President. Unlike Bill Clinton who was found to be a competent liar.
A member of CAIR (Council on American Islamic Relations) allegedly raped a 12 year old girl. While we would consider that statutory rape, CAIR believes that by the time a girl is 12 years old she is already a cougar.
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