Butterball said turkeys will be smaller this year as they had trouble putting on pounds. Unfortunately the same can't be said about the turkeys gathered around the Thanksgiving table.
Al Gore goes vegan. Now if he could only give up being a meathead.
Half of the new H.I.V. cases in Greece are self inflicted to get benefits. So that's what meant by government aids.
A 62 year old mall Santa was arrested for groping a female elf. Apparently she was displeased with the package he gave her for Christmas.
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| What a ho ho ho! |
Sandra Fluke said employers cannot opt out of paying for contraception "because an employer could decide that they want to deny access for blood transfusions". People die from shortages of blood not sperm, and I wouldn't donate any sperm if her life depended on it.
The New York Times featured a picture of a nipple on it's front page. Sorry but a partial nipple does not get my blood flowing nor will it improve the papers circulation either.
Black Friday resulted in numerous brawls, melees, and at one Walmart a police officer required hospitalization. Since this event damages the image of retailers, and safety of the shoppers perhaps it should be called Black Eye Friday.
A radioactive Japanese wave will hit the California coast. Thank goodness the surf bums get free Obamacare because society needs to protect it's productive members.
A scientist has formulated the hypothesis that a female chimpanzee and a male pig mated to form the first human. My theory is that the human brain has not evolved as much as we once thought.
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| Evolution in reverse. |
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