A Public School Behavioral Specialist was arrested for having sex with a dog. I don't find that kind of behavior particularly appropriate, unless of course you are a bitch.
Chris Hayes of MSNBC came up with a brilliant solution to poverty, and held up a sign that said "Giving people money, it's actually that easy." Fred Sanford's Aunt Esther is rumored to have said "give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, give a man a fish every day, and you're a fish eyed fool."
Kermit Gosnell was convicted of murder, but avoided the death penalty. I guess you could say Kermit botched abortions, but the prosecution botched justice.
The Justice Department secretly obtained two months of telephone records of reporters and editors for the Associated Press. I thought the A.P. was a branch of government tended by the White House gardener.
The United Nations claims we should eat more insects. So one group of roaches encourages eating another group. No wonder there is no peace, they are promoting insecticide.
Jeffrey Kluger of Time magazine warned that Manhattan could soon be underwater. If he was talking about our deficit he is correct, if he was talking about Gullobal Warming he has water on the brain.
New Yorkers experienced three exploding manholes. Cuomo, Bloomberg, and Rangel were not available for comment.
Canadian doctors made a recommendation that a man who beheaded a fellow bus passenger get out more often. I guess they couldn't fault him for trying to get ahead in life.
An Egyptian Salafist leader said "Shia are more dangerous than naked women". So that's why they have those signs "dangerous curves ahead."
Islamic Cleric issues Fatwa banning women from turning on air conditioners, because it could lead to "immorality." If that's true Eskimo's must have the horniest women on the planet.
Don Lemon said: "I'm gay and I was a Boy Scout." Was a Boy Scout? I think he is still scouting for boys.
That's our weekly roundup of top headlines.
Non Braking News: News that won't slow you down
Chris Hayes of MSNBC came up with a brilliant solution to poverty, and held up a sign that said "Giving people money, it's actually that easy." Fred Sanford's Aunt Esther is rumored to have said "give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, give a man a fish every day, and you're a fish eyed fool."
Kermit Gosnell was convicted of murder, but avoided the death penalty. I guess you could say Kermit botched abortions, but the prosecution botched justice.
The Justice Department secretly obtained two months of telephone records of reporters and editors for the Associated Press. I thought the A.P. was a branch of government tended by the White House gardener.
The United Nations claims we should eat more insects. So one group of roaches encourages eating another group. No wonder there is no peace, they are promoting insecticide.
Jeffrey Kluger of Time magazine warned that Manhattan could soon be underwater. If he was talking about our deficit he is correct, if he was talking about Gullobal Warming he has water on the brain.
New Yorkers experienced three exploding manholes. Cuomo, Bloomberg, and Rangel were not available for comment.
Canadian doctors made a recommendation that a man who beheaded a fellow bus passenger get out more often. I guess they couldn't fault him for trying to get ahead in life.
An Egyptian Salafist leader said "Shia are more dangerous than naked women". So that's why they have those signs "dangerous curves ahead."
Islamic Cleric issues Fatwa banning women from turning on air conditioners, because it could lead to "immorality." If that's true Eskimo's must have the horniest women on the planet.
Don Lemon said: "I'm gay and I was a Boy Scout." Was a Boy Scout? I think he is still scouting for boys.
That's our weekly roundup of top headlines.
Non Braking News: News that won't slow you down
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